I *love* messing with the application to companies I don't seriously consider working for. Most likely I'll be pushing levers at Starbucks in Ocean Gate, since smell of coffee++ and the manager knows me there. The Galleria would be hella cool to work at, just like that Manhattan Beach place with the European Ice Cream Corporation Blah Blah stuff. But na, fucking around is so hilarious

Tell us about your schooling:
I'm afraid that if I answered this question truthfully, I will be disqualified from consideration due to excessive profanity and unprofessional behavior. One thing is certain: my school life will not, in any way, impede my work life. Homework takes me five minutes (in my sleep), and I have so much free time I am able to type lengthy responses like these. Despite my goofiness, I multitask like crazy; it's probably the only reason why I make it through the day. Also, I am a high school senior -- nearing graduation -- which means being a member of academia is secondary to being a member of society.

Mon-Fri: 8:00 to 15:00 regular school day @ HMSA (bus to SBG ~15:40 +/- traffic)

Tue/Thur: Multivar @ El Camino College 19:00 to 21:00 (extra credit session ~21:30)

My weekends are generally spotless.

I presently work at:
Unemployment Avenue because I just turned sixteen in January. However, I am able to obtain a work permit from our school principal as soon as I specify where I will be working. This means I'll need to hear back from you first!

On the side, I work for DemiDec, a company that produces study materials for Academic Decathlon. My responsibilities include writing, editing, and beta-testing questions, usually in the math department. Oh! And because my boss and I get along so well, I will also be reviewing applications for the next season in a few months. See? I'm trustworthy!

I would like to work for Melt because:
I feel like a penguin behind so many buckets of gelato. Also: what if there'll be an incredibly hot coworker on my shift? Who happens to be my soulmate? Denying true love is the worst thing any company could do to me!

My favourite thing at Melt is:
drooling at color before tasting it.

I am happiest when I am:
learning algebraic topology, failing to comprehend algebraic topology, writing Bellatrix x Sirius or Bellatrix x Voldemort fanfiction, singing "Baby Got Back" as loudly as I can in the shower, fantasizing about cute, Eastern European boys, extrapolating, helping blind grandmothers across the street, and sometimes, engaging in pseudo-political banter.

I would describe myself as:
pretty & outrageous.

Five years from now I would like to be:
physically dead, or absolutely alive.

I am not afraid of hard work because hard work:
should be afraid of me.

I love to perform for a crowd because:
entertainment is half of my existence.

Of course I can sell, a good example was one time when:
at this year's Asian Expo Convention, I begun to sing karaoke and attracted ten passerbyers -- enough that they considered a shiny new karaoke machine with its sister-counterpart, a shiny new flat-screen TV!

Smiling is good for me because it makes:
the Wal-Mart rollback icon seem ridiculous.

Hard work is in my blood, Why I even:
cause millions of biologists to scratch their heads, because I carry hard-work-proteins that aren't compatible with normal O- blood receivers.

I should be in the movies because:
I am trilingual and I improvise like my hair is always on fire. I am also cuter than that Matt Damon kid.

If you hire me I can make Melt a better place for customers because:
...well, if you can find another girl with the same amount of passion for eating éclairs... good luck? =) See, I'd make customers come back for more -- not because I magically caused all the gelatos to contain opium, but because of how much I indulge in general. This is not just another "put the fries in the pan and pray you don't get burnt" job, the product is actually something I ♥ with all of my digestive system.